The spa is closed until forever my present company is fit to appear in public.

[someone murmurs in the background, perhaps a woman.]

Doctor.

A word.

[very inharmonious screeching. Angry cat is angry.]

REDD! REEEEDDDD!!!!

[SCREEECH SLIIIDE THUMP.]

I HOPE YOU ARE AMUSED, SIR, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY AM NOT.

[Pan begins to pace angrily. There's a soft thumping as he beats his tail.]

Despicable bastard. My tail. My TAIL.

Back to being droll again, I suppose.

[locked. 90% hackable.]
I'm not actually certain where the Captain was born. He tends to get somewhat senile when asked.

[locked. 70% hackable.]
I do know, however, that he enjoys birds very much. Of course, I do as well, but in a somewhat different manner.

[locked. 50% hackable.]Kage can play the erhu. I ( Read more... )

How amusing.

[locked to self. intentionally easy to hack.]

How delicious. Mmm, it makes me feel so nostalgic. Do keep it up, bipeds....

This is, indeed, shaping up to be one of the more interesting trips we've taken.

Does it not occur to any of you that, perhaps, it is a bad idea to aggravate the man who controls the entire ship, physically and mentally, by doing such things?

...Lucian, there should be a basket by your door in the morning.